Yelling at the opposition

I was at the 'Natinals' Phillies game last night, and being at a ball game, I participated in my favourite part of the past time: yelling at and heckling the opposition. There was no way they could here me, I was way up in the upper deck in the outfield, but yell anyway I did.

My favourite of the night was yelled at the National's short stop, Alberto Gonzolez. I of course shouted.

"You can't hit, you lied before congress!"

I was corrected by another fan that our former attorney general never actually lied.

"Fine. You can't hit, you forgot before congress!"