The Onion on the Apple Psyche

I am not a big Apple fan. I think they brainwash their customers into purchasing products because "it's cool," or "trendy," or "secure." When in most cases, they are years behind in hardware, there machines run hot enough to either glow or cook an egg, and I continually the most insecure. People are still willing to pay twice as much for them, and those that do tend to be completely fanatical. Well, if you are crazy about Apple and proud of it, do they have the product for you.

The Onion is reporting on the next-best, must-have Apple product. The iPhone 3Gi - the first invisible iPhone. All you have to do is believe ...

SAN FRANCISCO—In a move expected to revolutionize the mobile device industry, Apple launched its fastest and most powerful iPhone to date Tuesday, an innovative new model that can only be seen by the company's hippest and most dedicated customers.

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I bet some poor sap is already standing out in line in front of the Apple right now.

* If you don't know, The Onion is a fake news source that presents satire and humour. No such product, as of yet, is planned for release. But, I wouldn't put it past them.